Out-of-focus Man-in-the-moon teapot!
Lt. Uhuru? How is this even remotely like Lieutenant Uhuru? It looks more like Flip Wilson. FAIL.
For the enterprising future astronaut, preferably with loaded friends and relatives:
My brother had this. "Look at me, I'm tiny and I'm flying to the moon!" But first, let me slam it into my sister's face a few times..(true story)
Okay, this is more of a historical flight thingy, but still. I have no idea what it is. It looks like it might scare small children, so I included it.
Tomorrow, we are touring barbecue joints and bungee jumping off the St. Louis Arch. Not in that order.