In Water Fowl News..

Since none of you asked and even fewer of you care, I thought you'd like to see a photo of Mallard Mouth and the Future Gold Digging Twins along with Pauly D 2024.

Here she is with the Pawn Preacher on the cover of an OC Parenting *cough* magazine. 

You get extra points if you noticed that this magazine came out the same month as the, "Oopsy! I got drunk and the baby stroller fell in the pool!" incident. Is it wrong for me to hope that the Bravo cameras were there that day?

I saved the best for last. Someone at TopStalker grabbed a photo of her shopping at the local A&P dressed like a nun.

And there you have it! All caught up.