And as far as I'm concerned, dressing up like a sexy pirate, or cop, or sanitation engineer, what have you, is only okay if you are a guy. Don't they look like drag queens, anyway? On second thought, no. Drag queens have better skill with the make-up box.
And look, a bonus!
It's the rootin' tootin' Texas cowgeek! He's drinkin' manly beer and everthing!
