Thursday, October 7, 2010

It's A Shirtless Post

Yesterday was a huge day for me. The hits went through the roof so I've decided to gift all of you with one of the more popular themes from Twunty blogging of yore- half naked hockey players! It's my way of thanking all of you for reading. (as if I needed a reason to post hot men, sheesh). So, happy opening day, everybody. Go Pens!

Many more after the jump!

This is Jeremy Bloom. He doesn't take bad pictures. I'm sure that he loves playing hockey but honestly, who cares?

Why not just take the pants off too, you know? God, I'm a perv.

I don't normally go for blondes, the way, how do these fat measuring caliper wielding chicks keep it together around these guys? I'd be stuck to the floor by now. 
This guy's gay. I'm almost positive. Why? Because God takes pity on homosexuals for all the suffering they've had to endure, and gives them the ones with the really big wangs. Look it up. It's in the old testament.

This one? Not so sure. I like him the most, so he has to be gay, like every crush I had as a teen. Kim Z was chasing dick right out of the womb and I was chasing guys that like it.

Antoine something or other. Once again, who cares?


This Lecavalier guy is a little too pretty for me. Plus, he probably speaks with a French accent which makes me think of PePe le Pew. ehn


This guy pounds foreheads into headboards. You just know it. He's probably related to Mr. McSlore.

And the piece de resistance-
This post approved by Gary Coleman


Prodigal Cheez said...

This guy pounds foreheads into headboards. You just know it. He's probably related to Mr. McSlore.


twunty mcslore said...

I think I could spend every morning doing this. Posting hot ath-uh-letes, not the forehead pounding.

as far as you know

shanti said...


Coleen said...

You must google Zdeno Chara and look for his shirtless/pretty much naked picks...and at 6'9 you know he's got to be packing!

twunty mcslore said...

Holy crap, I'm watching him now on Versus! Did you know that he's as tall as LeBron, but on skates? I bet you want him to bring his talents to Miami, now dontcha?