It's A Shirtless Post

Yesterday was a huge day for me. The hits went through the roof so I've decided to gift all of you with one of the more popular themes from Twunty blogging of yore- half naked hockey players! It's my way of thanking all of you for reading. (as if I needed a reason to post hot men, sheesh). So, happy opening day, everybody. Go Pens!


Many more after the jump!

This is Jeremy Bloom. He doesn't take bad pictures. I'm sure that he loves playing hockey but honestly, who cares?

Why not just take the pants off too, you know? God, I'm a perv.

I don't normally go for blondes, but.....by the way, how do these fat measuring caliper wielding chicks keep it together around these guys? I'd be stuck to the floor by now. 

This guy's gay. I'm almost positive. Why? Because God takes pity on homosexuals for all the suffering they've had to endure, and gives them the ones with the really big wangs. Look it up. It's in the old testament.

This one? Not so sure. I like him the most, so he has to be gay, like every crush I had as a teen. Kim Z was chasing dick right out of the womb and I was chasing guys that like it.

Antoine something or other. Once again, who cares?

Two-fer.

This Lecavalier guy is a little too pretty for me. Plus, he probably speaks with a French accent which makes me think of PePe le Pew. ehn

Art-y

This guy pounds foreheads into headboards. You just know it. He's probably related to Mr. McSlore.

And the piece de resistance-

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