I kid you not. They found the Segway and the owner of the company face down in a pond. No foul play is suspected. I blame those awful runners and bicyclists that take over our parks. One of them probably wouldn't make way, and he lost control. Or maybe he killed himself for creating one of the goofiest modes of transport EVER.
Anyhoo, it's like dying while running after writing a book on running or getting a fatal heart attack after estolling the merits of eating mostly meat and fatty food. Would never happen, right?
The cosmos has a sense of humor. Clearly.