Yes, that special time of year when I will be recapping again. This time it is Beverly Hills and Atlanta. I'll be putting in my usual 5,000 words and being completely ruthless and obnoxious. So, basically this will be no different than the TVgasm days. Can you guess who I cannot stand on Atlanta? Did you guess 'all of them?'
As for the Bev Hills gals, all I can say is that it will be a relief to recap a group of tightly pulled and generously pricked over-the-hill whores with piles of money. Those of you that read my O.C. recaps remember how utterly joyless it was to skewer people at the low point of their lives, no matter how heinous the behaviour that got them there (hello, Slurry and Frankenfailure- I'm looking at you).
So, I will see you soon and in the meantime I will be posting the usual nonsense.