I am 29 & 34/2! I don't feel a day over 12! Really! I don't! If you don't believe me, look at all these exclamation points! What grown woman does that?!?
(I'm drunk. duh. it's 7:45. it's a miracle I'm still standing)
Look at the cake Mr. McSlore got me!
Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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So was your present getting a shot of semen on your eye? Or did he splurge and go for the always tasteful and classic pearl necklace?
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to one of the nicest whores I've ever met online.
Aww sweet Mr. McSlore went and splooged, er, splurged on his honey bun. ;).
happiest of days!
Awww, I love my invisible cyber friends.
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