Friday, August 27, 2010

Today Is My Birthday

I am 29 & 34/2! I don't feel a day over 12! Really! I don't! If you don't believe me, look at all these exclamation points! What grown woman does that?!?
(I'm drunk. duh. it's 7:45. it's a miracle I'm still standing)
Look at the cake Mr. McSlore got me!



Prodigal Cheez said...

So was your present getting a shot of semen on your eye? Or did he splurge and go for the always tasteful and classic pearl necklace?

Happy birthday!

shanti said...

Happy Birthday to one of the nicest whores I've ever met online.

Aww sweet Mr. McSlore went and splooged, er, splurged on his honey bun. ;).

joe*to*hell said...

happiest of days!

twunty mcslore said...

Awww, I love my invisible cyber friends.