Our Pammy is back! I'm so excited, even if this picture is a few days old! Here she is, chicer than chic in her teeny tiny shorts, really rocking that camel toe. And that bag is huge. What is in there? Her valtrex? A keg? The rest of those shorts? You are probably wondering where she is going in that glorious outfit. A Pussycat Dolls show? A Playboy shoot? The gynecologist? Nope. She's picking her son up from school. Oh Pammy, Pammy. No wonder your kid hangs his head in shame and grew his hair to cover his face. I hope he grows up big and strong because he's going to be teased until he graduates.
P.S. I purposely did not include the picture of her with her son, he doesn't need any more humiliation.