Sometimes you crave weird things when you're drunk. For the 30 Rock actor, it was a Christmas tree. On December 14th he got into his Subaru, headed down to the nearest tree lot in his Connecticut neighborhood, probably haggled over the price a bit, picked one out and had it strapped to the roof of the car. His downfall was driving home in the breakdown lane. Cops pulled him over and he couldn't pass the field sobriety test. (he's 77. how many people that age can toe-heel walk? Cloris Leachman maybe, but she works out.)
Anyway, no one was hurt, except for the tree.