The NFL Pro Bowl picks came out today and everyone is complaining. It's the usual bitching and moaning: The game is after the end of the season so it doesn't matter, my favorite team/player/water boy got overlooked, and it's just a free trip to Hawaii that they can afford on their own anyway. Well rejoice, children, for I have solved the problem.
Instead of picking out the best players let's poll to see who the hottest NFL wives and girlfriends are, put them in bikinis on the beach and make them play touch football. There would be nipple slips and bottoms tugged down so they might have to broadcast on the Playboy channel but I guarantee huge ratings!
Are you listening, Roger Goodell?
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