Thursday, December 18, 2008

Hell Must Have Frozen Over




Because it snowed in Vegas.


On the one hand, it's pretty cool to have snow on Palm trees and a white Christmas in the desert. But on the other hand, think of all the poor, freezing hookers in their mini skirts and sky-high heels slipping and falling on the ice, spilling condoms out of their purses onto the pavement in front of little Bobbie or Cindy who are there with their mom and dad because the travel agent says that Vegas is a family destination now. The humiliation! Think of the working girls, people.

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