Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Did They Run Out of Swan Shaped Towels?


Those wacky pirates in Africa have finally lost whatever was left of their minds. They tried to hijack a cruise ship in the Gulf of Aden on Sunday. The huge Oceana Cruiselines vessel easily outran the 2 speedboats who shot at the ship several times before taking off.

What were they after? Heart attack inducing food? Ugly XXXL Hawaiian shirts? Bad lounge acts?

It's all good, though. It gives me an excuse to post a picture of Johnny Depp.

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