Last Minute Costume Ideas

Best...Halloween...Costume...Evah

Which makes me a total nerd but shit! He actually transforms!

Every Party Needs Drunk Ewoks

The moonwalking is special and something tells me that this isn't Al's first time to the leg humping rodeo.

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So How Do You Really Feel, Arnold?

Mayer Hawthorne

White nerd does very good Motown impression. Next big thing?
It's very sweet.

Lust For Life by Girls

It's a stupid spangly guitar 90s-ish pop song with cock and titties thrown in.

http://thesword.com/index.php/videos/3192-girls-lust-for-life-the-hardcore-gay-edit.html

The Ed Hardy Boys

Two douchebag posts in a row. Woo hoo.
It's funny, though.
I'm curious. Does anyone that reads my blog wear that shit? Used to but doesn't anymore? Anybody? Anybody? Didn't think so.

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

Upside-Down Weebil

What is the deal with this guy's body? He is super top heavy with wide swimmer shoulders and a tiny lower body hidden by a 95 pound coed. Dude needs to alter his weight lifting regimen. Maybe he's compensating for something? Awwww, sad.

Found at Hot Chicks With Douchebags

R.I.P. Shiloh, The Mermaid Girl

She was only 10. AND she was the only person I've ever seen on Oprah who was completely and utterly NOT in awe of her Oness. She was like, "Bitch, please," the whole time because of how Oprah talked down to her. So sad. We need people like her in this fucked up world.

The New Windrunner

Tokyo at night on one side, reversible to flat black. So urban chic. You know Kanye has 20 of them. And every God awful douchebag is going to try and get their hands on it. So what I'm trying to say is..... never mind and don't bother.

Lifebuoy Connoisseurs

The reddit question is- what is the most unexpected thing you heard from a child? I do not remember much of the stuff I said as a kid, mostly because the smack I got immediately afterwards would have stunted my memory a bit.
I do remember my ex telling me that when he was 2 years old his uncles coached him to say "Adios, Mutherfuckers!" to his grandparents as he was leaving their house with his parents. Yes, he got a beating.

An example from the comments:

When I was little, my mom was shopping with me in the cart. Well this other lady came up to us and said to me: "Aww! What a cute baby! What's your name little man?" To which I replied: "Damnit Danny!"

Here's the link, it is so worth it:
http://www.reddit.com/comments/9wnbx/whats_the_most_unexpected_thing_you_heard_from_a/

Best Tom Cruise Imitation Ever

Who is this actor? This is amazing.


Original video. He is so creepy.

LED Eyelashes, People!

People! LED eyelashes!!

Hot

I believe that Pete and I have the same taste in men.

Michael Lohan vs. Nene Leakes

Good God, one of her buhbies weighs more than his brain and balls combined. He's an asshole, she's a famewhoring queen and when the two of them fight over anything approaching integrity it turns into a wrestling match where the winner is determined by who can shout the loudest and the loser is the one who takes his toys and goes home. Guess who wins.
Bitch, please!