Rafa Gets A Smooch

He beat Monfils in four sets and some random guy came up and gave him a kiss. I have no idea how he got on the court (scary) and I'm not going to tell you when it happens because you should watch the whole thing. He is the cutest, sweetest tennis player out there and he doesn't seem terribly upset that he got kissed by a dude.
I'm hoping that we have him and Federer in the final. Lots of net charging and grunting. Make up your own joke for that one.

For No Good Reason..

I have that song stuck in my head now.

"The Man Within" Trailer

William S. Burroughs was an actual maverick and one of the few people on this earth who was truly free. All except that decades long heroin habit, that is. He revolutionized the novel as confessional in a way that Allen Ginsberg changed poetry and Hunter S. Thompson changed journalism.

This documentary is done interview style with people like John Waters, Iggy Pop and Gus Van Sant. It comes out later this fall. Go see it just to watch the old man shoot a gun with the glee of a three year old with his first toy truck.

I Don't Feel So Bad For Having A Little Tummy

Look at this guy. He used to be a dancer. Then he married Britney Spears, divorced her and is living the high life off of the settlement. Pot+plenty of money+Papa John's on speed dial=BELLY OF THE WHALE! Dayum! And I beat myself up for my little muffin pouch. Sheesh.

Conch Guy Part 2

Enjoy. It's still the only good thing about this show.

Pot Psychology Outtakes

Outtakes, AKA, The Stuff You Shouldn't Be Seeing from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Red velvet cupcakes. Must. have. now.

Enterprise Dog

Set phasers to humiliated.

Stolen from Film Drunk

The Only Good Thing About My Antonio

Yes, I'm recapping this trainwreck now that Megan got cancelled due to a sudden outbreak of homicidal/suicidal douchewankery. At least I get to look at this guy who is ten times hotter than Antonio Sabato.

If you're bored, head over to TVgasm and read my recap. I'd link but it's not working right now, dammit.

Look...A Tiger.....

This guy was at the aquarium in Denver. It's a good thing that they are behind glass because I am the kind of person who would be trying to pet him, even if there wasn't a sign warning me not to. Anyhoo, I have a ton of fab pictures from there that I will be posting in the near future. SUPER trippy, some of them. Bear with me, I am just getting back into this whole blogging thing after many weeks of travel and golf. I know, my life is soooo hard.

One more thing, we went to the farmer's market in Shaker Heights this morning which was great and all but why don't they allow you to bring your dog? The one in Boulder did and it was fab. Both markets were held outside, for crying out loud. Geez.

Billy Has A New Song

And he set it to slo-mo fireworks, just like my sex life. How thoughtful.

Untitled from billybeyond on Vimeo.

LOL VOGUE. I LUVZ IT

Go to Jezebel and see the rest.

http://jezebel.com/5342644/lolvogue-i-purmd-mai-hare/gallery/

Hypocrites On Parade

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Fox News: The New Liberals
http://www.thedailyshow.com/
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The show is on hiatus for three weeks starting Monday. What's a poor whiney liberal like me to do?

Shooting Your Fellow Commuters

There's an app for that.

Cut and Slide Montage

Beautiful, no?


It's also cool if you close your eyes and listen to the sound effects. Yuck!

Elmo Breaks it Down

This is for Tobie and Praise. The last half is the best.