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Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tobie Giddio Show
If you are lucky enough to be in Sag Harbor this weekend or need an excuse to get out of the city for a while, Tobie is havin a show of her work at her home studio.
It's this Saturday and Sunday 10a.m.-5p.m.
14 Spring Lane Sag Harbor, NY 11963
Support your local artists, and give her a big kiss from me, I'm stuck in Ohio.
Only One More Episode To Go
After this one, of course. And then I am done with Daisy, finito, adios and rot in reality TV hell.
Link:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-e-9-10132.php
Link:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-e-9-10132.php
Keepin' it Klassy, Part IX
Our pammy is on the cover of Serbian Playboy! Yay, you! So proud.
Our Pammy spares no expense when it comes to the fabulous couture gowns she packs in her satin lined luggage. The Balkans deserve no less. 
Did grover vomit on her skirt after he stuck his hand up there and stole her Spanx? And Serbian Playboy? Do they advertise mail order brides in the back pages? Do you think that the girls are harrier? I sure hope it's more like Hustler than American Playboy. The pictures in that magazine are shot through more Vaseline than an episode of Drag Race.
Our Pammy spares no expense when it comes to the fabulous couture gowns she packs in her satin lined luggage. The Balkans deserve no less. 
Did grover vomit on her skirt after he stuck his hand up there and stole her Spanx? And Serbian Playboy? Do they advertise mail order brides in the back pages? Do you think that the girls are harrier? I sure hope it's more like Hustler than American Playboy. The pictures in that magazine are shot through more Vaseline than an episode of Drag Race.Our sweet Pammy. She works hard for the money. I think it's time to call Tommy Lee and get a boost in spousal support. Put your feet up, eat a truckload of Peta approved snacks and give that snatch a rest!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Welcome To Wiener Falls
I am so infantile because this 'Dawson's Creek' parody had me busting a gut.
Enter The World of a Douchebag
He's British, he calls girls "birds" and his screensaver is a picture of his naked torso. I can smell the self tanner and limited edition Louis Vuitton hair gel from here. Run, girls of Manchester, run!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Kids These Days
A Seamen's furniture store was being revamped to make room for a Petco and this is what the rascally teens in the neighborhood did with the letters from the sign. I wonder if any of them do the jumble in the paper. Oh, that's right, no one reads the paper anymore.
Personally I would have chosen I FART SEMEN but that's just me.
Some Ballet To Start Your Week
The guy is Carlos Acosta, supposedly the premiere dancer of today. He will give you shivers.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Yay Overly Drawn Out Memorial Services For Famous People
Because nobody was on the golf course yesterday. Never in my entire life have I seen such an empty course. It was like the President got shot or something.
We took our time, enjoyed Mulligan after Mulligan and didn't have to wait for any slow-pokes ahead of us. Thank you Michael Jackson.
I had to throw this picture in because midgets make everything better.
We took our time, enjoyed Mulligan after Mulligan and didn't have to wait for any slow-pokes ahead of us. Thank you Michael Jackson.
I had to throw this picture in because midgets make everything better.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Jersey Girls In The 90s
Do not fuck with the girl in blue, she's probably still putting bitches in the hospital.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Steve McNair Dead At 36
This is getting ridiculous. By the time this summer is over every star will be dead. I can name a few people that I wouldn't mind leaving this earth but that's bad karma so I won't (Rush Limbaugh).
Anyhoo, I've beeen following this guy since he first emerged from Alcorn State in 1994. He put up crazy insane numbers at his podunk school, which by the way was founded by former slave owners for newly free men to attend, and was a wee bit upset when he got drafted by the Oilers. He lost the Super Bowl in 2000 to the Rams' Kurt Warner and I hated that game, not just because the Rams won but because the cameras wouldn't stop panning to Warner's ugly ass wife. It looks like a murder-suicide, he was with a 20 year old girl (not his wife) who he was also with a year when she got a DUI. Stellar. I hope his kids are okay, he has four, one of whom plays high school football and is a standout wide receiver.
R.I.P.
Anyhoo, I've beeen following this guy since he first emerged from Alcorn State in 1994. He put up crazy insane numbers at his podunk school, which by the way was founded by former slave owners for newly free men to attend, and was a wee bit upset when he got drafted by the Oilers. He lost the Super Bowl in 2000 to the Rams' Kurt Warner and I hated that game, not just because the Rams won but because the cameras wouldn't stop panning to Warner's ugly ass wife. It looks like a murder-suicide, he was with a 20 year old girl (not his wife) who he was also with a year when she got a DUI. Stellar. I hope his kids are okay, he has four, one of whom plays high school football and is a standout wide receiver.
R.I.P.
As an added bonus, here is your WTF moment courtesy of a Canadian Football League player who decided to pay tribute to Micheal Jackson after he scored a touchdown.
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