Thursday, July 16, 2009

Keepin' it Klassy, Part IX

Our pammy is on the cover of Serbian Playboy! Yay, you! So proud.
Our Pammy spares no expense when it comes to the fabulous couture gowns she packs in her satin lined luggage. The Balkans deserve no less.
Did grover vomit on her skirt after he stuck his hand up there and stole her Spanx? And Serbian Playboy? Do they advertise mail order brides in the back pages? Do you think that the girls are harrier? I sure hope it's more like Hustler than American Playboy. The pictures in that magazine are shot through more Vaseline than an episode of Drag Race.
Our sweet Pammy. She works hard for the money. I think it's time to call Tommy Lee and get a boost in spousal support. Put your feet up, eat a truckload of Peta approved snacks and give that snatch a rest!

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