Keepin' it Klassy, Part VIII

Our Pammy was at it again at an AIDS charity extravaganza in Europe this weekend. It looks like the event was a circus or something because why else is that guy in the last photo dressed up like a ring leader or master of ceremonies? Can you imagine what it's like to be in Pammy's shoes? Like living in a coke and champagne fueled Fellini movie, only with more STDs.

Rummy Gif

Love this.

Hate him.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5360/rummy.gif

Thanks, baby.

I Wish You Could Buy Italian Vogue Here

But I'm not sure where I'd have to go to find it. Plus, it costs like a hundred bucks and I simply cannot justify spending that amount of money on paper. There are some gorgeous pictures of this Finnish model, Suvi in the latest issue. That's her, above. Fabulous.

Anna Wintour on 60 Minutes

Nuclear Wintour was interviewed by Morley Safer on last night's show and he calls her a bitch about a million times and she never flinches. Her contract at Vogue is up for renogotiation soon and I get the sense that going on this news magazine TV show is meant to boost her popularity and help her with her new contract as editor in chief.
By the way, she can make or break people on a whim. Should anyone possess that amount of power in a world as subjective as fashion?

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Another Fabulous SNL Digital Short

Adam Samberg is so gifted that he makes Justin Timberlake not look like a douchewad for three minutes.

I'm Getting Better At This

And it just keeps getting creepier.

Thanks, Rob.

Look At This Fucking Hipster

This is a new-ish website where people submit pictures, not unlike Hot Chicks With Douchebags, of hipper than thou assholes flaunting their ironic coolness. I think I have a new addiction.

http://www.latfh.com/

Another Retarded Recap

I read today that the chick on Daisy of Love OD'd and got rushed to the hospital which is, of course, positively shocking considering her well-known anti-drug lifestyle *cough, cough.*

But let's cut her some slack, she did live in a house that was wall to wall alcoholics. Alcoholics that cut themselves and flash their willies. Thankfully, the good folks at VH1 spared us that eye scarring experience. Here's the link to the recap on TVgasm:

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-e-1-9646.php

I Started Knitting Again

Gynecologist Bids $69 on Price Is Right

And Drew Carey loses it.

Auto Tune The News

I love this stuff and could watch it all morning, but it's sunny out so I won't!

Time to plant more flowers and rip out the ivy. And then it's hockey time! Go Pens...

Nazi Prostis

There is a new book coming out called Annees Erotiques (Erotic Years) about French prostitutes and the Nazis they serviced during the occupation. I'll read it if I find it at the library but I'm no big fan of war stories so I'm not going to go out of my way to buy it. It has tons of sex stories, though, and it gives me an excuse to post half naked women.

I wonder if they shaved their heads after the war was over, like they did to those Dutch girls who slept with German soldiers in Band of Brothers. I can't even imagine what it would be like to live through a terrible war like that and what you might do in order to survive. Lying on your back doesn't seem like such a hard way to earn your baguettes and croissants. I bet they smelled, though. Hygiene wasn't what it is now 60 years ago. Plus, nobody was circumsized. Can you say gonorrhea?

New Daisy of Love Recap

Daisy of Love is no Drag Race and I'm not sure that anyone that reads my blog is actually watching this piece of trash VH1 reality show, but Flipit assigned it to me on TVgasm and I was more than happy to do it. It is a treasure trove of whoredom served on a heaping platter of loser drunk douchiosity. In other words, don't even bother watching it because I am here to do that for you and provide plenty of nasty commentary. In my mind, this is why these shows exist; so that I can make fun of them and then cry into my empty wine glass about the sorry state of television and the never ending demand from the public for lowest common denominator fast food entertainment. Read it and weep. But catch a few laughs along the way.

Here's the link:

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-e-9585.php

Another Cute Animal

In case you didn't know, I am a total Cute Overload addict. I read the website as often as I can, have the calendar and covet most of the animals they feature. Now I can add a new one to the list- a Loris. Unfortunately our puppy would eat the little guy in two seconds flat and the older dog would scarf up what was left on the carpet. Oh well. I can always get a job at the zoo.

Food Inc.

This is the trailer for a new documentary on how the food industry has changed and basically it's an ad for Whole Foods and your local organic farmer's market. I don't know if I'll see it because I'm not sure that I really want to find out where my lettuce and strip steaks come from, or how they're treated. Ignorance is bliss.