Monday, March 29, 2010

Alabama Famewhoring, Woo Hoo

This woman is insane. She is known for nothing, she makes hideous hats and runs around with her own Asian paparrazi. If Michael K hadn't made a star(?) out of her, James St James would have never spent the day with her. Still, I love that she sleeps with a gun under her pillow and calls Prince von Asshat a bitch. Someone needs to write a movie for her, something a little Shakes the Clown would be awesome. It would be a chronicle of the international supermodels retarded exploits, throw some espionage in there and call it Fire In The Hole.

4 comments:

Karen Dickson said...

I am appalled at the contents of her refrigerator-freezer. Not RuPauled...APPALLED.

I like Von Ahalt, too. I'll bet his refrigerator looks better.

MnGddess said...

Ah, Twunty - they all fall off the face of the earth aometime. When's the last time you heard what Paris Hilton was doing? And Speidi's on the edge and hanging on by a thread. I just think's it's funny that the paps think any of us care.

Race said...

fire in the whole indeed, lol. i love cali. the only place u could wear that dress and fit in.

twunty mcslore said...

no doubt, i think that they have their own little culture of celebrities that sell because we enjoy laughing at them, not because they actually DO or PRODUCE anything. Can you imagine if Paris Hilton became a good actress or a talented journalist or something? I'd check myself into Belleview.