I Need to Cleanse My Palate

I just watched the 2 girls 1 cup video and I know I'm going to have nightmares. I realize I am a little late but GOD ALMIGHTY, WHY?????????? Seriously. Oh sweet jesus. I am scarred for life. So, yeah. Kitties talking to each other make me feel better. What's wrong with that?!? At least they don't vomit and shit on each other.
Is there a memory erasing pill I can take? Let me know. This is worse than the last Furby convention. At least they do that shit behind closed doors.