Baby Vader

We have a winner for cutest Super Bowl commercial, courtesy of VW.

TGIF With A Lesson In Manners From Chloe

Ah, yes. Manners. mine are impeccable. I keep my elbows off the table, ask permission from management before shtupping Mr. McSlore in local pub bathrooms, and use only the finest lace hankies to wipe any spooge spittle ever so delicately from my chin. I have STANDARDS.

And since I do have such an impeccable sense of decorum, I saved the nude picture of Ricky Martin for after the jump.

Begging For Attention

Who is getting blotto and putting the video on Youtube? Why, it's the daughter of Mensa couple Frank and Slurry McFuzzybrains, Raquel! This is what you get when you are raised with really high expectations and a zero tolerance policy for drinking in bowling alleys in Orange County. A stand-up HO.

The Ballad of Kris Letang

As you all know, i have a soft spot for hockey, and hockey players in particular. I also have a huge soft spot for the Penguins' Kris Letang, not least because he looks a bit like Mr. McSlore. Little nose, pretty lips, soft hazel eyes, will break your bones if you let him. 

Let's look at some eye candy, mkay?

Pawn Preacher Got Surgery

And he's still fug as shit! Here he is before, now try not to puke-

Click on the link to see the after shots. IF YOU DARE

http://thedirty.com/2011/01/here-are-pictures-of-jim-bellino-after-the-chin-implant-and-neck-lip/

A Face For Freedom

Every person on this planet deserves a voice and a chance for democracy. I really hope this works for them. It would be amazing to have a fully democratic nation in the Middle East. Imagine if this were you. Instead of taking your freedom for granted, you just hope that you might see it in your lifetime.

Nice Bride, Right?

Not something I would wear, but pretty, right?

It's a dude.

Is Stretch A Drunk?

You tell me..

By the way, just watch the first 5 minutes.

The Real Golddiggers of Aging Badly

Bravo has a preview up for the new season of OC, and can I just say how terrible Tamra's face looks? She was ten times cuter when she first signed on to the show four years ago. Is it the tanning, the weight loss, or what (sniffables)? Her skin has the look of old parchment that's been left in a desert cave for too long, and her lips look like earthworms that you find dead on the sidewalk in the Summer, having been toasted by that big yellow orb in the sky. Plus, she shoves Jeana which means I will be cracking her over the skull with words. 


These bitches, the ORIGINAL bitches, I might add, are looking haggard as hell. The new lesbian is hot, though. I think I'll just watch for her. I would much rather watch cute girls go at it, than one more season of Mallard Mouth trying to convince us that Jimbo is hot. Dude is getting more shifty eyed and less attractive than a stuffed walrus, if that's even possible.


And tonight is going to be EPIC. Some drinking games were suggested on FB, but I need to be up and at 'em the following morning, so you guys drink for me. Just put a spit screen in front of the TV.


Series starts March 6th. Oh, and Tamra's nipple after the jump. Some keen eyed Gawker reader grabbed it.

Booger Buddies

So, the Steelers won last night, which makes me pretty happy. I'm still struggling with the fact that Ben is a rapist (ALLEGEDLY, pfft) but I find my way around that by rooting for other teammates like Mendenhall, Mewelde Moore and Hines Ward. Troy didn't factor as much as I would have liked, but beggars can't be choosers and a win is a win. I did catch the booger wipe and I was buzzing pretty hard but I think they replayed it on air. Maybe boogers are Sanchez's kryptonite?

Leo's Turn

A while back I gave you Nicholas Cage freaking out in spectacular fashion. Here's Rose's soul mate doing the same. 

Speaking of PeeWee..

Give This Girl her Own Show

Fuck Ted Williams, this girl is my new instant hero!

Whatchoo Readin' Fer?

One of my favorite Bill Hicks bits. NSFW.

I'm not a Beatles fan but I get the point.

I'm Special. Bob Said So

Dear Readers,
I won a super special award! A Spatula Blogger Award! Appropriate since I got whacked with one pretty regularly as a kid.Anyway, I got tagged by Bob from I'm Not laughing as being an enjoyably irreverant blogger, or something to that effect. There's a hitch, though. There always is, now isn't there? I have to tell you crap about myself that you don't know. Well, If I haven't told you, it's because it's none yo bidness, but I'm game. I'll play. Besides, as you all know, I find myself endlessly fascinating. 


Hmmm.
1. I like gay people way more than breeders. 
    Maybe it's because I live in Ohio, but I rarely meet any straight people that I think are worthy of my time. I like the way gay people think. I'm a snob when it comes to the intellectual/sense of humor/creativity of people. I know that sounds bad, but at least I'm a snob FOR THE GAYS. Also, it's no accident that every male friend of mine in high school, save two, turned out to be gay. I even bearded for one. I think that's a rite of passage for a gal like me.


2. I met Gina Lollabrigida and her boobs at an IFC awards thingymajigger.
 I am rarely tongue tied. I was that day. She was 50 and looked like a young Joan Collins. I almost got on my knees to worship her but she was with Richard Avedon and I didn't want him thinking that I was making fun of his height.


3. I have a five head. Always have, always will. Voila:

Look, Chemgal. I too, was a glowbaby!

4. I HATE those commercial with Sarah McLachlan and the abused pets that need to be adopted. It's like, 'Cry! Now give me your money!' HATE.


5. I have a bizarre crush on Eddie Izzard. I can't explain it. I don't even think he looks that good in drag. Oy.


6. My ancestor and Mr. McSlore's ancestor fought over the inclusion of slavery in the Declaration of Independence. Unfortunately, mine won.


7. My Grandfather played with Cab Calloway.


8. I share a birthday with Mother Teresa and PeeWee Herman. FUCKED UP.


9. I modeled Norma Kamali clothes on Attitudes. Remember that show? AWESOME Lifetime camp.


10. I abhor country music and folk rock and will go to my grave clutching Dio and Judas Priest albums.


Okay, now here's who I think deserve awards.


Bob from http://ishouldbelaughing.blogspot.com/. for his impeccable taste, clearly. Plus, he blogs religiously and the only thing we disagree about is Bethenny.
Karen from http://itinerantcook.blogspot.com/. She's smart, she can cook and she shares!
Billy from http://billybeyond.blog-city.com/. He also shares. This time it's music and his great photography.
Lady Bunny http://blog.ladybunny.net/ . Yes, she was around before electricity. Yes, she's a filthy old whore, BUT she's one of my oldest and mostest smartest friends.
Finally, Bidz. http://www.bidz.com/ Self explainatory.


Please share stuff about yourself in the comments. Preferably insane and embarrassing.