THIS Freak

Oh, Big Ang. You look like a low rent transsexual Staten Island fortune teller and you sound like every guy at the VA Hall that coughs up a lung when he goes out to smoke. I bet you spit in gravel parking lots, too.

Starting Things Off Right

This orchid is a stud. It just started opening this morning and this is the second time it's re-bloomed, two new stalks each time. Here's a picture from last February-

If you have any that aren't doing well, just send them to me. For some reason, they like it around here. They must be metal and trip hop fans.

Liz Taylor Nude

Say it isn't so! 
Oh, who am I kidding? Who doesn't love to see naked celebrities?
Picture taken by Roddy McDowell as a present for Michael Wilding when Liz was 24. 

R.I.P. Jane Russel

They don't make them like they used to. Such glamour!

What can you say about Jane? She started her career in the movie The Outlaw and those bawdy half naked movie stills made her an international sex symbol. We all know her from Gentleman Prefer Blondes and those famous pictures of a sundress wearing Jane and Marilyn putting their handprints in cement outside Grauman's Chinese Theater. 

What you may not know is that she couldn't have children because of a back street abortion so she adopted three of them, one from a poor Irish woman. This inspired her to create World Adoption International Fund, paving the way for Brangelina and a whole host of foreign baby lovers. This is how she described heself in her later life- "These days I am a teetotal, mean spirited right wing, narrow minded conservative Christian bigot, but not a racist."

Okee dokee then!

That's More Than A Crock-full of Botox

Yeah, I have to agree. Nose job for sure and she already admitted that she had a lip implant removed. She still looks a million times better than half those Miami trollops, but still. She was cute and normal looking before. Now she's a bit of a fem-bot. 

I'm not sure if I will ever have any surgery. Probably not. I live in a city with seasons so I don't have the terrible sun damage these women have. But I gotta say, sometimes I wake up after a night where I drank a (5) glass of wine too many and boy oh boy, would I like to fix those puffy eye bags. Not to mention the wine belly. But where will I balance the wine while I'm watching TV?

Source- Star Magazine

Shaggy Androgyny

This is Freja Beha Erichson, Danish model on the cusp of super. I found her over at Jezebel and my first response was, "Oh, they're putting pretty boys on the cover of fashion magazines, yay!" You can never have too many pretty boys around. Then, I took another look and realized it was a 'she.' A she that looks like a gorgeous version of Robert Mapplethorpe's muse, Patti Smith. Do you love the hairstyle? It's straight out of Dazed and Confused, which is fine with me. I am loving the 90s revival this year, even if part of it involves a proxy 70s revivel. Everything old is new again, and I'm totally rocking tights and pleated skirts this Fall. I don't care what anyone says.