Madonna's Hungarian Interview Retranslated

By French & Saunders! It's a good laugh on a gloomy day.

Found at Wow Report. They always unearth the best stuff.

Her Madgenstein And Jesus's Weiner (nsfw)

Holy Mary, mother of god. No wonder she loves her some photoshop.

A Baby Inside A Baby Inside A Baby

Madonna's Bush is Burning

My eyes, that is. It's a liitle early in the morning, so don't click on the link unless you have a strong stomach. This is one of the nude pictures that she posed for in 1979 when she was struggling to make a buck. I'm sure that the forest has been lasered into oblivion by now. That's probably a good thing since I don't think that a razor could handle all the hair balls from this puss.

http://dlisted.com/node/30233

Madonna is Going to Love This

At least she finally let Lourdes wax off her moustache and unibrow in real life.

Stop With the Plastic Surgery and Botox Already!

Everyone wants to stay young looking but Madonna is turning into Cher. Her face barely moves!

Forgive Me

Cause I'm going to be totally superficial here and talk about appearances. I used to think that Madonna was pretty hot but now she's all wiry and muscley like a giant frog, only she probably doesn't taste as yummy as the fabulous frog legs I had at Joe's Stone Crab House in Miami Beach. And where are her fabulous jugs? She exercised her titties right off!

Britney, on the other hand, looks pretty damn good. Yes, I know that she is only 27 to Mad's 50 but remember all the head shaving, coochie flashing nonsense? Her dad has done what no one else could, cleaned her up and gotten her proper meds. Maybe we should ship him off to Camden to help little Miss Beehive? Couldn't hurt. He'd kick her husband's ass too, I bet.

Photo from Madonna's show in L.A. last night.