Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: The Many Faces Of A Crackie

Yep, that's pretty much the extent of what was entertaining about this episode, Crackie's facial expressions. Why, she's the Jim Carey of Coto de Caca! Maybe she should give up the insurance biz and open up a pet detective agency.

God knows she's good at finding dogs!

Real Housewives of Miami: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

This may be the worst incarnation of the franchise yet. Thankfully, it's a short season so we don't have to put up with it for too long, and I must ask, is Bravo deliberately trying to jump the shark? It's like they aren't even trying anymore. Sheesh. 

The good news? It's only ten bucks for the whole season on iTunes. Recap to follow.