Eff You, Snow Miser!

He must really, really like us this year. He just won't leave! It seems to be never ending at this point. I took the above picture back on March 5th. Guess what? That snowpocalyptic ski hill from behind Target in University Heights? It's STILL THERE. It has shrunk maybe six feet all the way around but it's still there. God knows how many other shopping carts are hidden in there, and there's an elementary school nearby so I won't be surprised if they pull an entire Boy Scout troupe of frozen snot nosed third graders out of the pile in May. 


And yes, I believe that the snow mountain will still be there in May. Hell, it might still be there in JUNE if this year is anything to go by.

It's Almost Housewives Time

Yes, that special time of year when I will be recapping again. This time it is Beverly Hills and Atlanta. I'll be putting in my usual 5,000 words and being completely ruthless and obnoxious. So, basically this will be no different than the TVgasm days. Can you guess who I cannot stand on Atlanta? Did you guess 'all of them?'

Yes?

You win.

As for the Bev Hills gals, all I can say is that it will be a relief to recap a group of tightly pulled and generously pricked over-the-hill whores with piles of money. Those of you that read my O.C. recaps remember how utterly joyless it was to skewer people at the low point of their lives, no matter how heinous the behaviour that got them there (hello, Slurry and Frankenfailure- I'm looking at you).

So, I will see you soon and in the meantime I will be posting the usual nonsense.

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