Happy International Bacon Day!

Do not try this at home, kids.

Asian Themed Ornaments

Last year our tree had an Asian theme and red lights and I want to do the same thing this year. The only problem is that, as you can see, it was really hard to find decently priced ornaments for it (there's like five of them on there, trust me). I found some paper lantern light strings at World Market and some random gewgaws at various stores here in Cleveland. Help me, please. Any ideas?