Eff You, Snow Miser!

He must really, really like us this year. He just won't leave! It seems to be never ending at this point. I took the above picture back on March 5th. Guess what? That snowpocalyptic ski hill from behind Target in University Heights? It's STILL THERE. It has shrunk maybe six feet all the way around but it's still there. God knows how many other shopping carts are hidden in there, and there's an elementary school nearby so I won't be surprised if they pull an entire Boy Scout troupe of frozen snot nosed third graders out of the pile in May. 


And yes, I believe that the snow mountain will still be there in May. Hell, it might still be there in JUNE if this year is anything to go by.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ritzy Ditzes and the Clowns That Fund Them

Welcome back to yet another edition of fakery and fuckery. How many franchises are there now, 6? Some busted, some played out, and then there's this one. It is on a whole other level. Don't believe me? Let's take a look at the bitches after the jump.

Casey Johnson Sensationalism

By now you might have heard about the death of the Johnson & Johnson heiress and all the lurid details that are all over the media and a certain trashy realty troll's Twitter. Well, unsurprisingly, a lot of it is lies. She was severely diabetic, the realationship with the troll was just for publicity and she did not live in a Grey Gardens-esque hovel with rats swimming in the pool and black mold on the walls. I mean, does the picture above look like a shithole? I think not. It actually looks a bit like my own backyard, with the little pond and all the plants.

If only it looked like that now. Unfortunately, we are under a foot and a half of snow.

Anyway, there's a good, calm sensible article in the New York Social Diary with more pictures and info.
Linkypoo: http://www.nysocialdiary.com/node/1568009

Hell Must Have Frozen Over

Because it snowed in Vegas.

On the one hand, it's pretty cool to have snow on Palm trees and a white Christmas in the desert. But on the other hand, think of all the poor, freezing hookers in their mini skirts and sky-high heels slipping and falling on the ice, spilling condoms out of their purses onto the pavement in front of little Bobbie or Cindy who are there with their mom and dad because the travel agent says that Vegas is a family destination now. The humiliation! Think of the working girls, people.

Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog on Global Warming

I read today that we are losing trillions of gallons of glacier ice as a result of global warming so I needed a laugh.

Heat Miser, Please Come to Ohio

It's freaking freezing here, ugh! Anyhoo, it's everybody's favorite from "The Year Without a Santa Claus." Hmm. Why do I have a sudden desire to watch Paul Lynde videos while eating red cotton candy?

What's a Dove Got to do With It?

Hurricane Paloma just got done battering the Caymans and is now heading towards Cuba with winds at up to 120 mph. First of all, who names a storm after a dove? And second of all, is it normal to be having hurricanes this late in the year? Catagory 4 hurricanes?!