Mullet On A Plane

This was a pretty epic mullet. It was curly, the chick was burly and it hung halfway down her back. She looked a bit like Marge the truck driver and I did not have the nerve to take a picture when she got up. She was built like Terry Bradshaw, yikes!

Girls Kick Ass Too, Muthafuckas

This is from 2009. Where is this girl now? I hope she is wailing with her own band and signed to a major label. And I hope that guys are blowing HER.

Christie Brinkley At 57

If you ever needed proof that dancing on Broadway keeps you fit, here it is. She is currently starring as Roxie in Chicago and these pictures are from Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS which raise a whopping $3,707,085 for charity. She looks damn good! I want the name of her surgeon. He is a master. Of course it doesn't hurt that she was born with these genes:

I really miss the era in the 80s where models were supposed to look healthy. Sure, there were drugs, mostly cocaine, but everyone worked out and sometimes you'd get sent to a job days ahead of time so you could get a tan first. Now they all look like they want to stab you with the heel of their shoe after not eating for a month and injecting arsenic into their skin to look like an emo zombie child. How is that even remotely attractive?

Caption The Bravolebrity, Ghost In The Surf Edition

Today we have yet another beach picture, only with a lot less tan and cellulite. Kathy looks amazing, right? Isn't she 50 years old? An inspiration, people, in more ways than one. LOVE her.

Real Housewives of Athens

I found this on Jezebel this morning. 
Don't half of them look like they want to kick your ass? 


This is being touted as the first International version of the franchise but it seems more like a test market. I mean, why wouldn't you pick London or Paris first, or Amsterdam or Moscow? Those cities are teeming with wealthy women while Greece is going through a pretty bad recession and budget crisis. Nevertheless, it opened to an audience of 600,000, not bad for a small market.  


Would you watch it if they put it on the air with subtitles? 

R.I.P. Tura Satana

Have you seen 'Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!' from the 60s? It's campy, go-go mean girl trash and she was a bad-ass shit-kicking queen bee muthafucka. She was of Japanese/Filipino/Native American/Scotch-Irish decent and developed at an early age. She says she was gang raped at the age of 9, but the guys who raped her were never prosecuted. She knew martial arts and started a gang in reform school. She basically lived her life like a B movie. 

After that, she became a stripper. Of course she did! She even stripped through an entire pregnancy at the age of 19!
After she was through acting (or acting was through with HER) she married, got shot by a former lover, became a nurse and then a police dispatcher. She died on Friday of heart failure. 


Now THAT'S a biography I would gladly read. Here she is in Faster Pussycat.