Congrats To Tiger On Finally Winning A Tournament

Finally, at the Chevron World Championship in Thousand Oaks yesterday, he didn't choke. It only took two years for him to get his mojo back, and by mojo I mean a tramp named Maureen that works at Howard Johnsons. All kidding aside, I was almost as relieved as Tiger because a winning Tiger is good for the sport. It's a fact. The ratings go up, more people are interested in the sport and it will help this country take advantage of the exploding market in Asia. 

On a lighter side, here's a guy yelling something after Tiger's last tee shot on 18 yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJy_fV2Wzg
It was a Redditor, of course. 

Unbelievable Last Lap In Bike Race

You almost hate for one of them to lose!

LeBron's New Decision

Entitled TOOL. He's better than you, ya know. You had to go back to your shitty jobs on Monday. He got to sip Champagne from the finest 2nd place trophy known to man. CHODE.

Richie Jackson, Insanely Good Skateboarder

Who hasn't had a crush on a skate punk? Now, a skating hippie? I think my mind's been blown.

More amazing-ness after the jump.

He Takes A Licking And Keeps On Ticking

Kid gets hit in the head with a soccer ball and doesn't bitch an moan about it. Unbelievable!

Rafa Gets A Smooch

He beat Monfils in four sets and some random guy came up and gave him a kiss. I have no idea how he got on the court (scary) and I'm not going to tell you when it happens because you should watch the whole thing. He is the cutest, sweetest tennis player out there and he doesn't seem terribly upset that he got kissed by a dude.
I'm hoping that we have him and Federer in the final. Lots of net charging and grunting. Make up your own joke for that one.

Sports Quickies

Do the Pens have to score all their points in one game? The last time they scored this many goals was 2001 but they managed to beat the Islanders 9-2. Petr Sykora finally gets that hat trick he's been waiting his whole life for, Dupuis gets one too, Bears beat the Saints 27-24, the Celtics are 21-2, and terrell Owens is a paranoid little bitch who thinks that Tony Romo is out to get him. That dude has more estrogen than I do.

Sports Quickies

Carmelo Anthony tied a 30 year old record by scoring 33 points in one quarter, The Cavs win their 10th in a row 101-93 over the Sixers, C.C. Sabathia will be a Yankee next year for a reported $161 million over 7 years, the Heisman finalists are Sam Bradford, Colt McCoy and Tim Tebow, and the Pens still keep stinking up the ice.

And here are Lebron's seven dunks against the Raptors.