The Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Tray

Thanks a lot, WOW Report. Now I'm starving.

Another Cute One From Volkswagon

Another Super Bowl is on it's way, and since I don't have a horse in this race I'll be watching it for the commercials. Volkswagon had my favorite last year with the little Darth Vader guy that kept trying to use the force to do things like move his cereal bowl, and now this year we have dogs. Too cute! And don't forget the Puppy Bowl. 
Like you could.

Booger Buddies

So, the Steelers won last night, which makes me pretty happy. I'm still struggling with the fact that Ben is a rapist (ALLEGEDLY, pfft) but I find my way around that by rooting for other teammates like Mendenhall, Mewelde Moore and Hines Ward. Troy didn't factor as much as I would have liked, but beggars can't be choosers and a win is a win. I did catch the booger wipe and I was buzzing pretty hard but I think they replayed it on air. Maybe boogers are Sanchez's kryptonite?

The Very Definition of 'Over It'

Cheer up. You could be one of the cows on the dance team.

Clash of the Cretins

Do Philly and New York have the worst fans?
I can't answer for Philly but I did fear for my life at a Yankees game back in the early 90s. Then again, one of my favorite people in the world is a huge fan of the pinstripes and even worked for them so, yeah. I'm going to be wishy-washy on this one.
But what is with the orange and brown suits? I am not getting that part. Must be a Fall reference because I have worn my Steelers gear in Browns' stadium and only one drunk ass dude with beer fueled bravery said anything other than good humored insult banter. And then he saw my 6'4" brother and shut the hell up.

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Funniest Sports Video You Will See All Day

Make sure you watch the whole thing, the bird actually flies with the Raiders' line! Too funny.

Steve McNair Dead At 36

This is getting ridiculous. By the time this summer is over every star will be dead. I can name a few people that I wouldn't mind leaving this earth but that's bad karma so I won't (Rush Limbaugh).
Anyhoo, I've beeen following this guy since he first emerged from Alcorn State in 1994. He put up crazy insane numbers at his podunk school, which by the way was founded by former slave owners for newly free men to attend, and was a wee bit upset when he got drafted by the Oilers. He lost the Super Bowl in 2000 to the Rams' Kurt Warner and I hated that game, not just because the Rams won but because the cameras wouldn't stop panning to Warner's ugly ass wife. It looks like a murder-suicide, he was with a 20 year old girl (not his wife) who he was also with a year when she got a DUI. Stellar. I hope his kids are okay, he has four, one of whom plays high school football and is a standout wide receiver.
R.I.P.

As an added bonus, here is your WTF moment courtesy of a Canadian Football League player who decided to pay tribute to Micheal Jackson after he scored a touchdown.

Gee, Think This Guy Might Get drafted?

His name is Jarron Gilbert and he played at San Jose State. He weighs 287 and is 6'5." And he can jump out of a pool.

Santonio Holmes Two Feet In

For all the doubters out there, here is an actual picture taken from behind Santonio and it clearly shows both feet (toes?) on the ground. I was reading a comment on NBC where a girl points out that they take ballet for a reason, and this is proof that those lessons pay off. Remember when they first started doing that and the hilarious video of 200+ pound guys trying to be graceful? Hippos in tutus had nothing on those guys.

I Want to Party with Biff Henderson

And smoke whatever he's smoking. This is a cute bit that was on David Letterman last night. I am so glad football season is over. My hangover feels like it's starting to become part of my DNA. I will gradually be posting more once I get to the hospital to get a new liver. Thank you for your patience.

Who Will Step Up on Defense?

I went to the Steelers NFL website and voted on who would be the big play maker in tomorrow's Super Bowl. I voted for Harrison, of course, because he is a tough player who has been consistently knocking the crap out of people all season. Most of the votes have gone to Troy and I think I know why.

Child Abuse!

Technically, I think it's only child abuse if you shave the Browns or the Lions logos into your kid's hair, and then it's punishable by law.

AFC Championship Game Highlights

Super Bowl Bound

This game had me on the edge of my seat, pacing back and forth, screaming and wailing. And Troy's interception for a touchdown sealed the deal. Then what happens? Clark crashes into McGahee with such force that they have to take him away on a stretcher-mobile. Talk about a buzzkill. It's hard to be celebrating in the face of a team that might have just lost one of their best players.

Aw, screw it. FUCK YOU, RAVENS! We are going to the Super Bowl!

I Wonder What Today is Going to be Like in This House

Mom is a Steelers fan, son likes Philly and dad loves the Ravens. And I have that pen!

Steelers defeat Chargers 35-24

I am a happy, happy girl. What a game! I am too excited to make too much sense right now, but we beat the Chargers and it is on to the Ravens. I will be wearing my pink Polamalu jersey until then, even if it stinks so bad that homeless people run from the smell! Yay, Steelers. And now, sleepy time.

It's a Wet Day in Nashville

And I don't mean from the rain. Tears are flowing after 3 turnovers and a Baltimore defense that just would not quit. The hit Ray Lewis put on Ahmard Hall could be heard all the way to Kentucky and the blitzes had Kerry Collins running scared. To top it all off, the Ravens won on a Matt Stover field goal. He is the last player on the team who came over from Cleveland when Art Model broke Browns fans hearts and insured his spot in hell by taking the team to Baltimore.

We shall see after today's Steelers-Chargers match-up, if it is going to be an AFC North championship game. Who do you root for if you're a Browns fan? I would have to say the Steelers. As much as there is a rivalry between the Steelers and the Browns, there is nothing approaching the hate Clevelanders feel for the Ravens.

Ohio State Loses Yet Another Bowl Game

I know that I'm exaggerating a little bit but I'm beginning to know what it feels like to be a Bills fan. Since barely winning the National Championship in 2003, the Buckeyes have consistently fallen on their faces in every bowl game they've played since. You almost don't want to watch because you can feel the anguish coming and all the beer in the world isn't enough to make you say, "We'll get 'em next year."

The score was 24-21 Texas.

James Harrison is the NFL's Defensive Player of the Year

It had to happen. It had to be someone from the number one defense, right? Sorry, Troy. I still love you but James had 16 sacks. That's takes a lot of balls.

Badump-ump.

Plus, he's from my home town of Akron and went to my Alma Mater, Kent State. And if I don't say nice things about him he will probably kill me.

I Guess You've Got To Do Something When Your Team Sucks

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