Westboro Vs. A Really Nice Gay Man

He deserves some sort of peace prize for this. I'd be spitting nails.

Tom Ford Loves Tom Ford

This has been popping up on the internet today, with loads of people making fun of him, his accent, his self absorption. Well, I think it's great. I love his face and his style. I guess haters gonna hate. 


Jealous bitches. Who among you would not get on that if the opportunity arose? PLEASE.

I, Me, Tom Ford. I from Steamy Window Productions on Vimeo.

The Hobbit Trailer Is Here

We only have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR.

I loved The Ring trilogy, though I must confess that in rewatching them, I fast forwarded through the singing bits and Samwise's endless discussions with Frodo on mountain sides and bogs and such. Then I would replay everything with Cate Blanchett in it and slow-mo the really gory bits. I would also like to say that I had a big old soft spot for Karl Urban as Eomer but then he went and got all nerdy in Star Trek when he played Bones. Seriously, what a lady-boner killer! Blech.

Mob Wives Season II Trailer

Is Karen a hot mess or what? Girl has yet to meet a cannoli she doesn't like which makes me assume that her strategy for winning fights this year is to sit on people. She is so hated that the producers had to bring a friend of hers on board so she didn't get her teeth kicked in by the other women. Wise on their part. I would hate to see her claim to be a bullying victim, and what a nutjob. People like her are so toxic that just saying hello to them can turn into a ten year war.

As for Drita, she's still the bleepin' queen of my heart. If you're caught in a dark alley with Karen, she's all you need. Your enemies would be bleeding through their ears and she wouldn't have even smeared her lipstick. She's intense, yes, but she possesses a rough kind of beauty and if she were a man, she'd be running things, or at the very least be the number one enforcer. LOVE her.

Renee is lipo-ing and lifting herself into a smaller version of the biggest drama queen evah, and being in the hospital allows her to indulge in all her self-absorbed shenanigans like never before. Girl is going to be driving nurses crazy with her attention sucking crap and banshee wailing, but if you think that's bad, wait until she hears what Junior did. What did Junior do? He ratted out her Dad in exchange for a lighter sentence. Okay, she has my permission to go apeshit, like she needs it.

Last but not least is Carla. Her name is Carla, right? She's a mouse compared to these lions and I have no idea what her story is going to be. Fighting with Renee, maybe? Dunno. I just want to watch Drita kick Karen's ass.

Shit goes down January 1st at 8 p.m. on VH1.

Congrats To Tiger On Finally Winning A Tournament

Finally, at the Chevron World Championship in Thousand Oaks yesterday, he didn't choke. It only took two years for him to get his mojo back, and by mojo I mean a tramp named Maureen that works at Howard Johnsons. All kidding aside, I was almost as relieved as Tiger because a winning Tiger is good for the sport. It's a fact. The ratings go up, more people are interested in the sport and it will help this country take advantage of the exploding market in Asia. 

On a lighter side, here's a guy yelling something after Tiger's last tee shot on 18 yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJy_fV2Wzg
It was a Redditor, of course. 

Truth In Advertising

Here's the awesomely honest commercial for Immortals which opens on Friday. It has half naked muscular men killing each other, hot chicks in slinky ancient Greek slutwear, and epic special effects. I may sit through this one twice. Naked.

Unbelievable Last Lap In Bike Race

You almost hate for one of them to lose!

On A Positive Note...

Baby Queen fan, LOVE!

That Pretty Much Sums It Up

And I'm pretty sure that most kids feel the same way. Two guys married each other? Meh. Ping Pong? AWESOME.

Victorian Village In San Diego

When we were in San Diego last month, I dragged Mr. McSlore up to Old Town to see the completed Victorian village in Heritage Park. It's tucked way in the back, behind the cheesy Mexican themed bars and touristy Mexican shops and, well, Mexican everything. Not my favorite place in San Diego, but worth the trek just to gaze at the amazing restoration. Last time I was here, it was 1988 and they were just getting started with the landscaping. It was basically just sculpted dirt at that point. Now it's this tiny oasis of beauty.


Feast your eyes after the jump.

Rapture Fun

David Hoyle Rocks

Since I'm stealing stuff from bunny's blog today, here's another great video. When I first started watching I was really hoping that he would take the narrative in the direction that he did. It's like setting the children free and I love it. Dad and Dad and Mom and Mom did a good job raising you kids, now carry the torch!

Thank God For Cages

We went to the San Diego Zoo while we were on the west coast and came upon a startling and riveting scene. Right in front of the Mountain Lion's cage was a large group of 20-30 people. The Lion was going crazy, stalking and hissing. We ran up there with the video camera to find the big cat mesmerized by a pregnant woman in a wheelchair. So, basically the poor lady was doubly vulnerable and the Lion knew it. She wanted some people veal, as George put it. 



And yeah, that's my voice at the beginning begging the pregnant girl not to go. You'd do the same, please!
Here's some extra HD footage as the pregnant woman gets wheeled away-

But... Where Will I Put The Bottle?

My birthday is in August, but I accept Flag Day gifts and Memorial Day stocking stuffers.

I Hate Brenda

Does this phenomena remind you of anything? When I saw this on World of Wonder, I DIED, and they're right about the guy with the comments about her lazy bangs. I die again! Stick around to the very end for Kurt Loder's comment. This is seriously the best laugh of the day.

The A-Holes Among Us

Leenieva has a new blog! She always posts the most hilarious pictures of personalized license plates and now she added people as well. I LOVE the 'stuck in 1987' assholes in the picture above. Now go over there and laugh at the losers she captures every day.

Tornado Alley Was Amazing

This was my first trip to an Imax theater and just walking into the place gave me vertigo. I felt like one wrong move would send me tumbling over the people seated in front of me.

I didn't get any pictures of the movie because I never thought to! It was so unbelievably incredible that the thought never crossed my mind. The Great Lakes Science Center is showing it and it's about Sean Casey's quest to film inside a tornado. It was 8 years in the making. The 40 minute film was the TV show 'Storm Chasers' times ten and without all the drama. I found myself grimacing and tightening up when the footage from inside the actual tornado came on screen. A must-see for any fans of the show or storm chasing in general. Here's the trailer-

And this is for Leenieva, pictures of downtown Cleveland where she could be living right now and enjoying the scenery and all the cultural wonders the area has to offer.
Rock Hall-

Brown's stadium-

And a view of downtown-

I'll be here if you need a real estate agent, or a tour guide!

Deadliest Catch Season 6 Review

I'll go into more detail in my recap, but here is a short synopsis of the last season. It was jam packed with heart wrenching drama and actual death. RIP, Captain Phil.

Gandalf Is Gay

Shadowfax knew, why didn't you?

Richie Jackson, Insanely Good Skateboarder

Who hasn't had a crush on a skate punk? Now, a skating hippie? I think my mind's been blown.

More amazing-ness after the jump.