For The Idiots That Love Chris Brown

A punk is a punk is a punk, and as far as I'm concerned, MC Punk could tap dance on Chris Brown's face and I wouldn't bat an eyelash. As for the stupid young girls that tweet how they would let Chris Clown beat them, you are idiots! BAH! Sometimes I think feminism is dead in America. Young girls need to stop holding fame up like it's the be-all end-all and learn that the you cannot separate a person's character from their actions. He never apologised, he never owned his actions, he never EVER showed contrition of any kind. Plus, he sucks as a musical 'artist.' 


I am not going to put the disturbing photograph of Rhianna on my blog because I think it's not respectful, though I know that statement is ironic in light of rumors that she is still boning the guy. Nevertheless, he beat that girl's face to a pulp. Would you feel bad for him if he was finally on the receiving end?

Sarah Palin Could Not Be More Full of Shit

If any of you are seriously considering voting for her, you might also want to consider using Casey Anthony as your family babysitter, or ask Michelle Bachman to teach your child's American History class.

The Daily Show - Indecision 2012 - Driving Miss Crazy
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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Unleashed and Untethered

Once again we are drawn into the saga of spin controlling lives. Tamra wants you to believe that she is the Tina Turner of our times while Mallard is trying to convince us that the reason she's allowed to go places without Jimbo isn't because this is the only steady paycheck they're bringing in. Good thing we're all too smart to fall for it, right?

Bad thing Tamra has such good reflexes, though. So close, Simon. So close!

Caption The Housewife, God Hates Us All Edition

That isn't just the title of a Slayer song, it's how I feel looking at this picture of Heidi Montag with Dunyelle. What the fuck, you might be asking? Well, The Daily Fail says that they are shooting a reality show with one of those Bachelor guys. I am more inclined to believe that Spencer is following them around with a Flip camera and editing the footage on his computer, or he made it up so he could make a few bucks off the tabloid pictures. Does anyone care anymore? No? YAY!

Caption The Felon, Juicy Schmoe Edition

Here's old Juicy looking like the handsome monkey humper he is! How many years do you think he'll get for fraudulently obtaining his license? I'm starting to think he's doing this crap on purpose so he can finally get away from Tree and indulge in the love that dare not speak it's name. Too bad Miss Andy's not in jail!

Pic courtesy of Radar Online via Terry Aley's twitter. He has a great blog too! http://terryaley.com/

Boil The Bags

Why didn't they just call this show Cooking For Dummies, or skipped the cooking premise altogether and follow Elsa as she drinks her way through Miami-Dade and Broward counties? Half these women barely tolerate the other half and as for Phillipe and his boil-a-bag salmon? If I want something nasty and fishy, I'll go read Goop.

Once again, what you didn't miss on Real Housewives of Miami, after the jump.

Fancy Bonnet Faux Pas

I swear, doctor, I didn't know it was going to be glued glued, ya know? Besides, the Exstacy had already kicked in and I was kinda in a rush.

Thanks, PC, lol!

Caption The Housewife, She-Ra Edition

Commenting Rules

99.99% of you have no problem commenting like a normal decent human being. This is not directed at you, though it doesn't hurt to have a refresher.
This is not a free-for-all. You cannot drop in and attack people. This is a benevolent dictatorship and I am the dictator. You show up and attack- you get banned. This goes for everyone. As a matter of fact, I reserve the right to ban you with impunity. If you don't like the rules, which I can and will change as it suits me, go create your own blog and rant and rave about it. It will only prove how truly insane you are.
In closing, in the immortal words of Bethenny Frankel Hoppy, 'get a hobby.' NO ONE CARES, and if you continue to violate the privacy of my readers, I will take further action. As a matter of fact, I will anyway. You cannot stalk a blog all day every day and then call the people on that blog stalkers. That is insane. 

Who Is This Person and Why Is He Trying To Look Like Beef Jerky

Seriously, anyone know?

What It's Like To Be Me (Circa 1991)