Boyz To Manzo

Okay. Where to begin. 


First of all, I can't think of two more boring people on this planet than Albie and Cwistfuwr. They make Stephen Wright look like a crack head. Second, why do they have a red carpet in their apartment? They live in Hoboken, not Hollywood! Thirdly, I love Greg. I have loved him since last season, mostly because he's hot and has a cute dog. Yes, I know he's gay, but he's the only one with a personality and I would watch these 'webisodes' (LAME. What does Miss Andy pay you in, Maker's Mark?) if they were solely about him. 

Real housewives of New York City Recap: Barely There

This was a strange episode. There were a couple of hilarious moments, but for the most part none of it propelled the story lines further. It really felt more like a 'lost footage' reel, rather than the real thing. We did get to know Cindy a little better and I wish we hadn't. Geez, what a sad sack BORE. Why is she single again? You know, other than the fact that she looks like Steven Tyler with an unhinged jaw?

Oh, and no Jill! She getting a facelift in Australia because the Zarin hate hasn't reached that continent yet. Poor Bawby. I hope he doesn't get overwhelmed beating back all those fans of hers.

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: It Takes Discipline

Whether you are growing a successful business or trying to make your marriage last, you need a healthy dose of hard work and discipline, not to mention a mean left. 

Oh, Crackie! How we could have used your spanking talents when Slurry's kids were running amok! Don't let it go to waste again. Take a swing at the producers next time and wake them up into writing some decent scenarios. I am nodding off over here!

*Yawn* 

I swear the dog fell off the bed while we were watching. The thud almost drowned out the other dog's snores.

Real Housewives of Miami Update

Last night was the live reunion. 
It sucked. Instead of wasting any of your time on it, go friend the fake Elsa on Facebook and stick it to the Miss Nobodies!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Elsa-Patton-is-a-Rock-Star-Fan-Page/101292676622832

RHONY Season 4 Shitty Preview

Fist off, why is it taking so long for OC to air? They should be on before the hags in New York, no? I heard that things hadn't gone as planned and production is scurrying around with re-edits. Whatever. I am not looking forward to this part of the franchise, and why is Jill still around? 

This season starts airing the day after Valentines. 
What do you think? Has this part of the increasingly Soap Opera-like Real Housewives jumped the shark?

I'll Just Nap In The Back, Thanks

Snoooooze. This is the bonus footage of Stretch and Kyle on their way to buy dresses. Could Blair Witch Stick be any less sincere? She's a classic example of someone sucking the air out of a room. Barf. I say Bravo gets rid of her next season, and makes Nick's wife Tricia a housewife. Now THAT would be interesting.