Joel McHale on Conan

He really does hate those Kunts, doesn't he?
And we agreed that if Joel says it, it doesn't count as an actual KKK post, right? Good, because he's funny as Hell, and I still love Conan even though I never seem to be awake or sober enough to hit the DVR when he's on.

Gabby Sidibe On The Soup

This is really cute. I love her. She sounds like your typical mallrat teenager but she has balls of steel. She seems to really enjoy her newfound fame and has fun with it without making fun of others or developing a huge ego. She's the perfect sleepover friend, plus a great interview at the Oscars. Never change.


And what in the hell is wrong with these queens? Did they take too much Amp before the show? I love a good queer but this is ridiculous. You'd think they just came out or something and have all this pent-up FABULOUSNESS that they have to express immediately. And the talking over each other has got to stop. I never liked it on The View, I hate it on The Housewives and here it seems forced and faux cheeky. VOM.

A Short Soup Clip

If you are scared easily, move on because this portion of The Soup includes not just Tyra, but the always frightening Kathy Lee Gifford as well. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I Love Toy Trains

And Never Getting laid.

Stains the Dog on The Soup

I think that this crazy puppy is about to join Spaghetti Cat in the Pantheon of ridiculous pet moments. He looks like he's seen a ghost or is trying to gather all his strength to keep from mauling that dog obedience chick. (Oh, how I wish he would.)

Oh, How I've Missed You, Joel.

The Soup is back!

Must-Not-See TV

This is just a rumor right now so don't whip out the barf bags just yet. Frank Stallone and his mom Jackie are getting a reality show. That's right, Sly's big brother is going to try and drum up another 15 minutes of fame before his mother goes off the the big plastic surgeon in the sky. Well, parts of her will go, the remainder he can put out with the rest of the recycling.

This is why I thank heaven for Joel McHale and The Soup. I will never have to watch a minute of it because those masochists do it for me. I can just wait for something truly and deliciously retarded to happen and giggle at Joel's spin on it. See, everybody wins!

And I have an excuse to post this French and Saunders clip:

Merry Shoemas, Everybody!

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Look Who Got a Star

It's so cute to see Keifer Sutherland and his dad Donald together, they look so happy and loving like a father and son should look. Like, they hang out on weekends skeet shooting and having long conversations about the complexities of life, sharing deep, personal secrets and then bonding over steaks they grilled with dad's famous marinade.

Enough of that, will someone please give a star to Spaghetti Cat or Joel McHale???!!!

The Soup's kick Ass Clip of the Week

Why don't more boys wear thongs? Why mommy, why?

I Love You, Spaghetti Cat

Do I Need a New Box?