Caption The Housewife, She-Ra Edition

How Do I Say This Delicately

PMS SUCKS.

Add to that the fact that every muscle in my waistline hurts because I tried to demolish several golf balls yesterday. I need to do yoga again. 
Big dummy.
The good news? The dogs slept through the night. The bad news? I still woke up with a uterus.


And how do I get this gif to work? Joe? Anyone? pfft. 

Playing Dead vs. Lying Down

I am going to be knocking myself out all day trying to find some ridiculous pose for this. In the meanwhile, it's a good Friday laugh.