Santonio Holmes Two Feet In

For all the doubters out there, here is an actual picture taken from behind Santonio and it clearly shows both feet (toes?) on the ground. I was reading a comment on NBC where a girl points out that they take ballet for a reason, and this is proof that those lessons pay off. Remember when they first started doing that and the hilarious video of 200+ pound guys trying to be graceful? Hippos in tutus had nothing on those guys.

I Want to Party with Biff Henderson

And smoke whatever he's smoking. This is a cute bit that was on David Letterman last night. I am so glad football season is over. My hangover feels like it's starting to become part of my DNA. I will gradually be posting more once I get to the hospital to get a new liver. Thank you for your patience.

Who Will Step Up on Defense?

I went to the Steelers NFL website and voted on who would be the big play maker in tomorrow's Super Bowl. I voted for Harrison, of course, because he is a tough player who has been consistently knocking the crap out of people all season. Most of the votes have gone to Troy and I think I know why.

Super Bowl Bound

This game had me on the edge of my seat, pacing back and forth, screaming and wailing. And Troy's interception for a touchdown sealed the deal. Then what happens? Clark crashes into McGahee with such force that they have to take him away on a stretcher-mobile. Talk about a buzzkill. It's hard to be celebrating in the face of a team that might have just lost one of their best players.

Aw, screw it. FUCK YOU, RAVENS! We are going to the Super Bowl!