Mourning The Dove

We have a young hawk that practically lives in our yard. About a week ago, I went out to tear up some stale bread for the birds when I heard a loud flapping in the juniper tree above me. It was a hawk whom I disturbed as he was perusing the smorgasbord of feathered delicacies in our hedge. Well, he came back. A lot.


This morning there was a pleasant site out by the back bird feeder. Our mangy squirrel was scarfing up some dropped birdseed alongside a trio of Mourning Doves. I went back to my tea and went about my business until...........until...

Hawk 1, birds 0.


What a mess he left me! Watch him poop the damn bones out on the porch too.

CREEPY

Nicholas Cage Feels Your Pain

The holiday season is upon us. For some of you that means dealing with Gawd-awful relatives and in-laws, so I give you Nicholas Cage letting all the pain out. Let him take your suffering and release it in catharsis. 


Or you can go ahead and beat the living crap out of your sister-in-law. Take your pick.

Camille Dances Like An Epileptic Hooker

This is from her days as a club go-go dancer in early 90s NYC. From the looks of her moves, she went straight home after work that night, put the kettle on, had some tea and knitted dear old mum a scarf for those nasty Jersey winters. Then she pooped her pants, THE END.

Caption The Housewife

Posessed by the devil edition. Next week her head spins. I'll bring the popcorn and pea soup.

Yet Another Surprised Critter

Don't you love these short videos? They match my attention span.

Socialite Sociopaths

I finally went to Hulu at 3 a.m. and watched the finale of The Real Housewives of DC. Wow. I thought that New Jersey was treading into dark and nasty territory but this one takes the cake! It didn't help at all that it was filmed during some of the blackest, shortest days of the year and they threw up black screens with a dated timeline like it was a freaking episode of Law & Order. All that was missing was that weird metal door slam sound effect.

On this day a demon finally got his wings.

If You Ever Wondered What It Is Like To Live Through A Bomb Being Dropped On You

Read these accounts of the atom bomb dropping on Hiroshima. Terrifying, just unreal.

http://gizmodo.com/5606053/this-it-how-it-feels-to-be-under-a-nuclear-attack