Musical Dichotomy

I have a diverse taste in music. You do too, I'm sure. We all do, as we should. For instance, I love everything by Orb, and everything by Thievery Corporation. They played at Bonnaroo last year, and I was surrounded by a thousand tripping children of children of hippies. Beautiful.

And I like ugly metal. Killing Joke, everything Mr. McSlore plays, Slayer, on and on, and Strapping Young lad.

And I like the really melodic Russian composers. I DIE for this, don't ask why.

Definitely Airbrushed

I saw the original right after it was taken. It was a Polaroid 20x24 camera. It spit out the prints just like a regular 2x2 that you buy at the drug store. My butt was showing some cheek. As for the perfect white skin? All natural, of course. If you don't count the layer of kabuki powder.

This ad was in every magazine back then so I best let you know, it was for a perfume/bath oil called ONE from 1991. I have no idea what it smelled like. Over-used curling irons and fancy schmancy sheets from the clearance rack at Bloomingdales? That's my guess.

I Used To Get Paid To Wear Stuff. Or Nothing At All.

I'm going to start a regular feature where I post pictures from my modeling days in the heady eighties and early nineties. It's all Tobie Wan Kenobi's fault for sending me pictures from a photo shoot that I forgot about and LOVE. Sometimes the obscurely published stuff is some of the best. This one is for my friend Thomas's clothing line that I think we did in 1986. He made amazing stuff out of old Levi's. I still have the white and red jacket he gave me as payment. AWESOME guy, almost as awesome as Tobes.

Today Is My Birthday

I am 29 & 34/2! I don't feel a day over 12! Really! I don't! If you don't believe me, look at all these exclamation points! What grown woman does that?!?

(I'm drunk. duh. it's 7:45. it's a miracle I'm still standing)

Look at the cake Mr. McSlore got me!

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!