Grace Kelly Barbie

Oh dear. Must have.

I have a very small collection of Barbies. Star Trek (geek), Britney in her 'Oops, I did it Again' outfit, and Cher, to name a few. This new one of Grace Kelly from To Catch A Theif? I'm apoplectic! It is gorgeous! 

When I was little, I wanted to be her, or Joan Fontaine from Rebecca. Was obsessed. Still am.

That Danvers bitch. She got what she deserved.

Bonus Kitty gif for Chemgal after the jump.

Barbie Foosball

What I want to know is- how long before one of those heads pops off? Two seconds? Maybe it's just an art installation. I really don't know.

Cougar Barbie

Thanks, paul.

Let's See the Bratz do This

Barbie Comes Out on Top

A federal judge in Los Angelos has ruled that the creator of the Bratz dolls, Carter Bryant, developed the idea for them while working for Mattel which makes Barbie. Oopsy. Now he can't make any more of them and they have to be off the shelves after the holiday season is over.

I never really liked them. I thought that they looked cheap and of poor quality. And I never bought one for any child. It was always Barbie. And my first Barbie wasn't even a Barbie, it was her mod cousin Francie who had smaller boobs and a Twiggy swinging London wardrobe. AND real eyelashes. AND she was twist-and-turn.

Now she's in a landfill somewhere.

*sigh*