If they want to catch whoever burglarized Paris Hilton's house today. First off, kudos to a guy with balls enough to go into her bedroom and actually touch stuff. And secondly, they said 2 million in jewels were stolen. Who the hell did she get that much bling from? One of those stupid Greek heirs she gave the Herp to? I probably have about $29.95 in gems and I never gave anyone anything! Not one STD! I must be doing something wrong..
