With Heavy heart, I Regret To Inform You

That Russy and Stretch have split up. And I had such high hopes for their sexy love, sigh. Thanks to tnbelle for the head's up!
US Weekly linkypoo.

Caption The Housewife, Awkward Pose Edition

Here's Stretch randomly posing in front of stores. Damn, those are some long arms! She could knuckle drag with Jersey's finest!

Okay, it's really the grand opening of some salon called Longtime Liner Conture. Yes, they spelled contour wrong IN THEIR NAME. Don't you just love the dumbing down of the English language?

Caption The Housewife, Is That Even A Word? Edition

I've never even heard of this magazine. Anybody?

Halloween Chez McSlore