Caption The Bravolebrity, Ghost In The Surf Edition

Today we have yet another beach picture, only with a lot less tan and cellulite. Kathy looks amazing, right? Isn't she 50 years old? An inspiration, people, in more ways than one. LOVE her.

Kathy Griffin On WWHL

Thanks for the head's up, Colleen!


Here's her on the Tea Party, Beverly Hills, and Maggie vs. Elsa.


Irish vs. I-rash:


Oh Charlie Sheen:


On Celebrity Apprentice, Hoarders and her Broadway show:


I love the story about how Miss Andy met Phaedra. TOO perfect.

Happy 5-0 To A Fellow Ho

I'm drinking boxed wine in honor of your mama!

Happy New Year Everybody

Thank you for reading my blog. Thank you for cracking me up and allowing me to be stupid retarded. I hope that you have a great year ahead of you where everyone blows sunshine up your ass and when it rains, it rains dolla dolla bills y'all.
And thank you, Kathy Griffin for saying fuck on CNN.


I'm off to drink some more now. Shocker, I know.

No Wonder Kathy's Mom Drinks

This goes out to Mark and Jeff in Chicago, you whooooores!!!

Do You Kiss Your Mom with that Mouth?

Kathy Griffin doesn't disappoint. Here she is using the D word on CNN last night.

It's Going to be a Great Day

Good morning everybody! Let's start our day with some Kathy Griffin on Larry King Live talking about everyone's favorite newsboy, Anderson Cooper Dreamboat. Kathy and Cutie Pie are covering New Years in Times Square again which means that we'll get to watch Kathy say suggestive things to Andy, and we'll get to hear that goofy Cooper giggle. Seriously, I don't care if he's gay or straight, he needs to make some silver haired babies with somebody. Namely, me.

Happy Birthday Kathy Griffin

You're not his type, Kathy.