Dad, You Just Created An Even Bigger Monster

Teen acts like a spoiled brat. Teen is too stupid to realise that there's a good chance Dad will find out about that Facebook trash talking. Teen gets her comeuppance in the form of humiliation and loss of property. Teen spends the rest of her life making parents pay for it.

I'll just sit here and wait for the eventual Gawker article about how she went on that meth fueled crime spree ending in Mom and Dad trying to stop their guts from spilling all over that lovely lawn of theirs.

Or she takes her punishment like a big girl and quits her whining. What's more likely?

It's A Balzac!

I'll admit it, I've busted a few in my time.

Too Fabulous To Walk Upright

I know how much all of you love Lady GaGa, so this is for you!

Here's the link if it's not playing-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W_MkPWF8LE8

Stiletto Skates

These skates are from Dsquared2. These skates are wicked retarded. These skates must be part of someone's cruel plan to kill off fashionistas eager to show that they can do ANYTHING in heels, even a triple lutz. I sit here and await the first Youtube videos of said fashionistas, but I bet a drag queen takes up the challenge first.

Her Madgenstein And Jesus's Weiner (nsfw)

Holy Mary, mother of god. No wonder she loves her some photoshop.

In The Local Paper Today...

I'm sorry, what was your name again, kid? I'm kinda in a rush to make the first edition.

Bare Tushie On FSN

Shannon Brown's ass makes a special appearance at the beginning. Not to take anything away from him because it is a nice moon but why can't LeBron do this? Or one of the Staal brothers?

On A Lighter Note...

Ha Ha, dumbass.

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Shhh. Don't Tell My Boyfriend

I'm saving this for next April Fool's Day.

Blob On Board

I've been lazy lately on this blog, mostly posting videos. As soon as the weather gets shitty again (I'm in Ohio so it shouldn't be too long) I promise to post more than the latest crap from youtube. Until then, fat guy does split, gets hernia- yay!

I Bet Bret Michaels Is Not Feeling Well Today

And neither am I but for a very different reason. Don't they do elaborate rehearsals for the Tonys? Or did the ghosts of Broadway greats long dead come down from heaven and try to decapitate him for daring to grace a stage with Liza, Elton and Neil Partick Harris?
Either way, it's hilarious.

I Have a Feeling That This is Going to Get Juicy

Grab your popcorn and get ready for what may end up being an epic divorce. TMZ is reporting that Mel Gibson's wife Robin filed for divorce on Maundy Thursday. That's right. The day of the last supper and the day before Good Friday and three days before Easter. Talk about timing! This must be one pissed off lady to coincide the filing of her papers with a holiday that her husband is forever connected to because of his outragiously graphic and pious 'The Passion of the Christ.' Better start washing some feet, Mel. Catholics aren't supposed to get divorced, now are they, and it sounds like you've got some naughty things to atone for.

And who knows what he has been up to after his DUI and hanging out with Britney Spears in hotels. Maybe he fell off the wagon again? I have no idea, but remember, this is a guy who has had many allegations of cheapness and mistreatment of locals during the filming of 'Apocalyptica' and HE DOESN'T HAVE A PRENUP. Say goodbye to half of that alleged 900 million dollars, Mel, or hello to a whole shitstorm of bad publicity.

It must suck to be famous in the information age.

Passive Agressive Note

Thanks, baby.

Rip Torn Got Another DUI

Sometimes you crave weird things when you're drunk. For the 30 Rock actor, it was a Christmas tree. On December 14th he got into his Subaru, headed down to the nearest tree lot in his Connecticut neighborhood, probably haggled over the price a bit, picked one out and had it strapped to the roof of the car. His downfall was driving home in the breakdown lane. Cops pulled him over and he couldn't pass the field sobriety test. (he's 77. how many people that age can toe-heel walk? Cloris Leachman maybe, but she works out.)

Anyway, no one was hurt, except for the tree.

You So Funny, Charlie

If you haven't already heard, Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of DUI last night. That's not what's funny. We all know that drinking and driving is bad, he could have killed somebody, he should have gotten a cab, blah blah blah. The funny part is that he was pulled over after partying with Urkel (Jaleel White) and told the officer that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get oral sex from some chick (he's married) who gave him the best BJ of his life. So, they take him down to the station where he tells the officer that he'll tattoo his name on their ass if they let him go. He then giggle and changes the offer to tattooing their name on his ass.

Wow. Happy New Year, Mrs. Barkley. You must be so proud.

Watch Out for the Zamboni!

You don't hear that every day.

Good God, Not You People Again

And the Palin clan rears its' ugly head yet one more time.

Bristol Palin's fiancee (cough, cough) and baby-daddy Levi Johnston came home to some unexpected house cleaning yesterday. Seems his mommy was arrested in a drug sting operation and faces six felonies including drug dealing. Oopsie! And just in time for the holidays.

It really was kind of nice of those considerate troopers to wait a reasonable time after the election to arrest her, doncha think? I wonder if any of the troopers involved was Sarah's former brother-in-law? It would make for a perfect 'oh snap!' moment. Imagine the look on her face. Somebody's going to get fired today, you betcha!

Celine, Your Dress is too Short

But at least you wear panties.

Blab All You Want

I made a boo boo. My blog settings were only confiured to allow registered readers. Well, I changed that so anyone can leave a comment if they'd like. So, have at it!