Reddit Cartoon

Story of my life. And don't give me any grief. Just wait til you see the ring it got me!

What A Smart Young Lady!

NOW Blogger decides to work! Oh well.

Stolen from Bunny's blog.

OOPS, Winter Is Gone, Oh My

Spring is for new life. Spring makes me h***y.

Map Of Penis Sizes

Are you single? Do you finally have enough money for that trip to a far away land that you've been planning for months, perhaps even years? Well, before you book it, make sure you get your facts straight and your peen priorities in order.
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Hello, Congo and Ecuador! No thanks, India. Yikes.
Thanks, Alan!

Caption The Housewife, Clitoria Edition

I'm switching things up and doing a plant this time. It's more interesting than these bitches anyway!

You're So Hot

This cute little video is a new take on the 'make me laugh' concept. It is SUPER DIRTY and NSFW. 

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco

60s Footage of the Playboy Jet

Everything in this clip is phallic just by association. You almost can't help but notice.

The music creeps me out too. Trippy.

I Guess I've Written The Necronomicon

Can someone tell me why, in this day and age, anyone would think that there is something wrong with rubbing one out? It's the safest sex there is! You don't have to deal with someone else's needs, no one gets pregnant, you don't wake up with strange bumps or rashes and you never get rejected. Well, unless you're TDTF.

Wow

I Feel A Horror Movie Coming

Real Dolls, watch them get made!

Honey Pie from California is a place. on Vimeo.

Trash Humpers

That is the title of a new strange film by Harmony Korine. I'm guessing that the premise is a comment on American culture and it's love of the lowest common denominator. It looks weird and non-sensical in that art house way that is so popular with film students. The film is so all over the place that it makes Pink Flamingos look like it was written and performed by The Actor's Studio. John Waters will probably give it five stars.

Good Girls Finish Last

I don't honestly believe that. I'm just busy feeling really sorry for Sandra Bullock because of her cheating husband. She was good to his kids, works her butt off so you and I can enjoy the 9 bucks we shell out to see one of her movies, and she's the epitome of class. Have you ever EVER heard anyone say anything bad about her? From someone who wasn't a jealous cow?
The answer is no.
She even classed up the Razzie Awards by making light of herself with a wagon full of All About Steve DVDs. It couldn't have happened to a more sweet woman. So sad, BUT. But. To paraphrase something I read on Roger Ebert's Twitter- If you can't trust a biker named Jesse James after he leaves his pregnant pornstar wife for you, I don't know who you can trust.
I need a palate cleanse. Here's the wonderful Jason Bateman in a new movie trailer for the film he did with that Aniston wench. God, I hope she doesn't stink up the screen too badly.

And Nightowl from Watchmen is in it too. I might actually rent this at some point.

Gone With The Pope

This is a weird little film that was made in 1975 but never finished because the star died during filming. Bob Muralski, the film editor from Drag Me To Hell and The Hurt Locker, found this little gem and cleaned up for release on March 12th at the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood. Here's hoping it goes nationwide. It looks ILL.

Forget Everything Else, This Is What They Really Want

Not suitable to watch if their are little crumb grabbers in the room (I'm looking at you, Tobes).

match.com Commercial (Rated R/NSFW) - watch more funny videos

Forget To Get That Fapper On Your List A Present?

They've got you covered.
And it comes in my favorite color, off-off-orange!

Spartacus Trailer

I don't care if you're gay, straight or a freaking castrata, this shit is HOT.

Well, That Only Took A Few Days

No surprise. Somebody took the voicemail and made a slow jam out of it. I'm waiting for the auto-tune version.
Oh, and here's a nice little tidbit- when he was fucking his side bitches in an Ambien haze, he wasn't wearing a condom. Maybe he was so stoned that he forgot how to put them on.
You know what I would do if I were him? Get divorced and fly the freak flag as high as possible! Start a new business venture- Tiger's Cocktail Waitress Cruises! Whatever, Tiger. Just quit lying. The cat's already out of the bag, so to speak.

James Lipton's Beard

It gives surprisingly good advice.
This is a genius new ad campaign for LG where the Beard imparts wisdom on the recipient. Teens should take heed, as should Tiger and pretty much everybody else.

Did You Know...

Is that a picture of the ever popular anal bear? I know a few of those.

If You're Not In Love

Once is usually enough.