Madonna's Hungarian Interview Retranslated

By French & Saunders! It's a good laugh on a gloomy day.

Found at Wow Report. They always unearth the best stuff.

The Stupidity of Big Brother

Teenagers With A Plan

French And Saunders Ballerinas

I might just post every single F&R video until I exhaust the youtube supply, then dig into my own vaults. This one exposes the ridiculously high standards of ballet. I never was into it as a kid. I loved football, tennis and board games.

I had one friend that lived and breathed it. She'd show off in her basement, I'd say, "oh, I can do that!" fall on my face in laughter after several terrible pirouettes with equally horrifying facial expressions stolen from The Red Shoes. I don't think she invited me back much after that. Hmm.

Must-Not-See TV

This is just a rumor right now so don't whip out the barf bags just yet. Frank Stallone and his mom Jackie are getting a reality show. That's right, Sly's big brother is going to try and drum up another 15 minutes of fame before his mother goes off the the big plastic surgeon in the sky. Well, parts of her will go, the remainder he can put out with the rest of the recycling.

This is why I thank heaven for Joel McHale and The Soup. I will never have to watch a minute of it because those masochists do it for me. I can just wait for something truly and deliciously retarded to happen and giggle at Joel's spin on it. See, everybody wins!

And I have an excuse to post this French and Saunders clip:

Look at Me, Look at Me!!!!

Ever try to get someone's attention? Or been the victim of an attention whore? This makes it all hilarious. Jennifer and Dawn rule.