Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop

PC wrote this song a long time ago and she wants some more hits, so here it is. 

The things I do for my friends.

Dear Deer

Please don't jump out in front of the car. I'm afraid you would total it, then die, and Mr. McSlore would send you out to be made into jerky and Bambi burgers. I don't really like it. Thanks.

Now, if you were a piggy, it would be a different story. I'd eat you right down to the snout. We need more wild Porky's running around Cleveland.

Caption The Housewife, Awkward Pose Edition

Here's Stretch randomly posing in front of stores. Damn, those are some long arms! She could knuckle drag with Jersey's finest!

Okay, it's really the grand opening of some salon called Longtime Liner Conture. Yes, they spelled contour wrong IN THEIR NAME. Don't you just love the dumbing down of the English language?

Map Of Penis Sizes

Are you single? Do you finally have enough money for that trip to a far away land that you've been planning for months, perhaps even years? Well, before you book it, make sure you get your facts straight and your peen priorities in order.
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Hello, Congo and Ecuador! No thanks, India. Yikes.
Thanks, Alan!