Dear God, Karl. Could You Get More Meta?

Each To His Own Inspiration

If you are like most people with a garden, you started in March and continue to plant, weed, prune, hack and tweak well into Fall. I'm in the 'hurry up and grow' phase of arranging planters in addition to looking for inspiration for the fringe areas of the yard. Then, I remembered: I took a ton of pictures at the Home & Garden Show last February! Inspiration reinstated!

The picture above is from the Holden Arboretum 'Alice In Wonderland' display that took 1st Prize. More after the jump.

Real housewives of New York City Recap: Heads Will Loll

Hey, all! Jill the evil bitch is back! Not that she was ever really gone in the first place. She just tried to wreak havoc behind the scenes, failed, and is now regurgitating blogger lines, Tammy Sue style. Remember last year when I said, in reference to Jill, that saying something doesn't make it so? Well, I should be so proud and flattered because she used that line against Ramona. Stop stealing my material, Jill! I work hard on this shit!

Should I send her an invoice?

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Cowardly Lyin'

The housewives sure can throw a dinner party, can't they? They eat, chat and respect each other about as well as The Huns respected enemy women. Yes, I just compared the gals to rapist barbarians, and why not? They rape my ears and eyes with their stupidity every damn week!

Caption The Housewife, Thing One & Thing Two

I totally stole that header from Chateau Thombeau. Love that site. Linky in my blog roll.

Doggie Moms

This is a new reality show starring lunatics who anthropomorphise and infantalise their dogs. Just watch. These women have problems with a capital P.



It's on a network called NYC-something or other which I don't think I have, and that's good because I am hating TV so much right now. Other than No Reservations, soccer & hockey and Raising Hope, I am sticking with Netflix.

Give This Girl her Own Show

Fuck Ted Williams, this girl is my new instant hero!

Kibble Crazy Corgi

Someone tell me why I love these spastic little fuckers.


Cuz you're an idiot.


You two.

Little Girl Super Fan

This is how I feel about Eddie Izzard. I have weird taste, I know.