The Week In Weiners

This was quite the week for my favorite body part, and there is something for everyone after the jump. NSFW, DUH!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Mystery of Violence

I have to be perfectly honest here: I HATE these women. They represent everything that is wrong with the 'aspiration without perspiration' reality culture we live in today. I could take it for 8 episodes, which is how long the first season lasted. What I can't do is take 16 episodes of dark, evil shit and spin it into any form of mirth whatsoever. These people behave like animals, and they show zero desire to stop the cycle. They are passing the violence, the cluelessness and their own unhappiness right on down to their kids. Hell, they're shoving it in their faces, all while thanking Jesus!

Vile, people. VILE.

TGIF With The Hesher

I have no idea what that's about, none.
And some Reichen Lehmkuhl peen after the jump. NSFW times shaved balls! I warned you..

This Old Queen Wants To Poop On Your Holiday

Did you know that there is a Festus, Missouri? Me neither. I'm not going anywhere near it.

Russell's Nutshell

We've all been wondering what is up with this guy, right? Well, a really thorough commenter on Gawker went and did a ton of research. Read it and judge for yourself. It does tell us who this elusive 'heather' is.
http://gawker.com/comment/30819387/
Yes, I've been on Gawker Media all morning. It's that or porn again.

Boobs Everywhere

I promise to never complain about my boobs ever again. EVER.

http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/naked-juggalettes-nsfw-30847080/