Showing posts with label lady gaga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lady gaga. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Monday, April 19, 2010

Grab Your Bats And Balls

Ah, yes. It's baseball season again. Time for SportsCenter to be 90% MLB, 8%hockey/basketball playoffs and 2% golf. Time for overpriced beer and praying that the Indians go over .500. Time for bobbleheads and promotional refrigerator magnets. Time for fireworks and ecstatically skipping back to the car after a ninth inning 3-run homer by Grady Sizemore. Time to try to say no to pulled pork and biscuits and pizza and nachos on the box seats level. Time for crawling into bed after eleven bloated and woozy from whatever Great Lakes beer they have on tap.
The good news? Nobody goes to the games anymore. The parking is great, the seats are cheap and if you are downtown with nothing to do, you don't have to worry about the game being sold out. There is one thing you do have to worry about. The freaking mascots. I attended a game a few years back and it just so happened to be on my birthday. My brother and the dork I was dating at the time decided it would be extra special if Cleveland's mascot, Slider, said Happy Birthday to me. He/she grabbed me from behind, rubbing his/her grubby kiddie booger stained wooly mammoth paws all over my face and chest. I had nightmares. No joke. They're still funny from afar, though.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Napa Loves Gaga


The other day Mr. McSlore was at band practice so I decided to have a Youtube evening. I was playing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance and my little boxer mix Napa went bananas. It's usually the baby who hears something and goes all 'huuuhmmmm?' with the cocked head and funny concentration face. Not this time.

Maybe it's the similarity of their names, maybe it's their love for fashion. Maybe they both like to poop outside, I don't know. What I do know is that this video has been watched like 500 billion trillion fifty eleben times. There's people with no food in their cupboards in central Africa that have probably seen this just walking past a storefront. You know it.