Gone to the Chihuahua Heaven in the Sky

Mickey Rourke has been having a pretty good year so far. Awards out the ass, young women throwing themselves at him and he may even beat out Sean Penn to win the Oscar for best actor this year. I bet he'd throw that all away to have his beloved Loki back, though. His puppy died on Monday and I know how that feels. Most of you do too. It sucks. I hope he's doing okay, drowning his sorrows in West Hollywood while telling those bitch ass skank barflies that they couldn't hold a candle to his one true love. R.I.P. Loki. You were cuter than 99% of L.A. and had ten times the class.

Right Back Atcha, Buddy

Scary faced actor Mickey Rourke won a Golden Globe last night for his work in The Wrestler and called director Darren Aronofsky a tough sunofabitch, hence the finger salute. Don't you love live TV?

I Finally Figured it Out

There have been a lot of pictures of Mickey Rourke lately because he is getting accolades for his performance in "The Wrestler," but I've been tearing my hair out trying to put my finger on who he looks like. I am happy to report that I've found the answer: the melting nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"The Wrestler" Trailer

I love Mickey Rourke even with his busted ass face. That thing looks like it's made entirely out of skin grafts and who knows. Maybe it is.